Birthday Today!

Well, I just turned 38 years old today and I'm having my usual Red Meat Frenzy for the whole birthday weekend.  I've felt fine every year I do this "RED MEAT FRENZY" with the exception of today.  I have visited Donovan's Steak and Chop House last Friday.  Then I hit up In & Out burgers Saturday.  Sunday came around and at lunch today, my wife and I hit up Hodads burger joint.  Supposed to be the home of the world's best burgers with "under 99 billion served".  

My wife Rosie ordered a Bacon Cheeseburger with everything on it without onions.  I ordered the Double Bacon Cheeseburger with everything and a side of Onion Rings.  Onion rings came out first and they were cooked just right.  Five minutes later, our burgers arrived.  I should not have ordered the Double as this double burger was at least 4.5 inches thick.  I had no clue on how I was going to eat it.  I finished that puppy in less than five minutes though.  With me, the messier the food, the faster I eat it.  However, I'm currently paying for it.  Two minutes later, my stomach started to churn.  Let me remind you, that I do not eat red meat at all throughout the year and the only time I eat red meat is during my birthday weekend.  After eating the burgers, Rosie suggested that we walk it off around Ocean Beach.  It slightly helped my situation, but I still felt my stomach churning.  I knew in the next hour or so I would experience what my good friend Ray Gador called it the "Red Meat Runs".

Later this evening, I'm hitting up Outback Steak House.